Quartloopmilvancithanfob Saknulltaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage wyvern.

Quartloopmilvancithanfob Saknulltaf created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartloopmilvancithanfob Saknulltaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quartloopmilvancithanfob Saknulltaf, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Quartloopmilvancithanfob Saknulltaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Quartloopmilvancithanfob Saknulltaf's Holy Commandments

1. Quartloopmilvancithanfob Saknulltaf loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Quartloopmilvancithanfob Saknulltaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not kill voles.

4. Run away from brown birds, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shave your legs.