Tagfas is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, pitiless parrot.

Tagfas created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tagfas, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tagfas, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tagfas' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Tagfas must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tagfas.