Zedwadnad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane penguin.

Zedwadnad created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedwadnad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zedwadnad, it will be very sad.

Zedwadnad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zedwadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat parsnips.