Cinnurtsog is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy crow.

Cinnurtsog created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Cinnurtsog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cinnurtsog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cinnurtsog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cinnurtsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never jump near voles.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Never think about special relativity near snails while wearing black shoes and balancing eight silicon spheres on your back.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.