Dapranflag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, astonishing lobster.

Dapranflag created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapranflag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dapranflag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dapranflag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dapranflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Dapranflag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing red trousers.