Wodpakwad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, irritating bee.

Wodpakwad created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodpakwad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodpakwad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wodpakwad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wodpakwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.