Quafnurdudbab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent walrus.

Quafnurdudbab created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafnurdudbab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quafnurdudbab, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Quafnurdudbab's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Quafnurdudbab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafnurdudbab.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. You must pray to Quafnurdudbab five times a day.