Huddodtail is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful rhinoceros.

Huddodtail created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddodtail, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Huddodtail, it will think nothing of it.

Huddodtail's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Huddodtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never feed lots of beans to sharks while wearing gray coats.

3. Hide from indigo swans for they are unholy.

4. Worship no other gods but Huddodtail.

5. Always treat rats with great respect.