Safjathon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous porpoise.

Safjathon created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safjathon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Safjathon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Safjathon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Safjathon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed lots of peas to mites while wearing white trousers.

5. Safjathon must be the most important thing in your life.