Fitfiddonbenzod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, amazing crane.

Fitfiddonbenzod created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitfiddonbenzod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fitfiddonbenzod, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fitfiddonbenzod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fitfiddonbenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Put Fitfiddonbenzod first in all things.

5. Do not hurt manatees.