Narljabbop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical dolphin.

Narljabbop created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Narljabbop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narljabbop, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narljabbop's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Narljabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.