Jigfebnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful rhinoceros.

Jigfebnutt created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigfebnutt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jigfebnutt, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jigfebnutt's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jigfebnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if nine turtles approach from the north.