Sindogveen is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking hummingbird.

Sindogveen created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Sindogveen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sindogveen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sindogveen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sindogveen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sindogveen.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Sindogveen's priests.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.