Bogarmciss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective sheep.

Bogarmciss created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Bogarmciss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogarmciss, it will destroy your home planet.

Bogarmciss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bogarmciss' Holy Commandments

1. Put Bogarmciss first in all things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bogarmciss.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.