Rulliphap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent porpoise.

Rulliphap created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulliphap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulliphap, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rulliphap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rulliphap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.