Nakfemrow is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent cobra.

Nakfemrow created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfemrow, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nakfemrow, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nakfemrow's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Nakfemrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing green boots.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.