Likloopmon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring dog.

Likloopmon created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Likloopmon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Likloopmon, he will strike you with lightening.

Likloopmon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Likloopmon's Holy Commandments

1. Likloopmon loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing gray stockings and balancing six silicon spheres on your feet.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.