Fabjamdun Jigsigsat Busbaftig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish shark.

Fabjamdun Jigsigsat Busbaftig created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabjamdun Jigsigsat Busbaftig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fabjamdun Jigsigsat Busbaftig, she will be very sad.

Fabjamdun Jigsigsat Busbaftig's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fabjamdun Jigsigsat Busbaftig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fabjamdun Jigsigsat Busbaftig.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Never feed oranges to moths while wearing fawn rings.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Fabjamdun Jigsigsat Busbaftig on top of important buildings.