Jintabzigjencadbon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, smart dragonfly.

Jintabzigjencadbon created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jintabzigjencadbon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jintabzigjencadbon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Jintabzigjencadbon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jintabzigjencadbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Jintabzigjencadbon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.