Quathasyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical squirrel.

Quathasyatt created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quathasyatt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quathasyatt, he will turn you into a puffin.

Quathasyatt's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Quathasyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Quathasyatt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.