Budflantetti is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever turtle.

Budflantetti created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Budflantetti, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Budflantetti, she will turn you into a rat.

Budflantetti's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Budflantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Budflantetti loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing red trousers and balancing seven carbon spheres on your chest.