Nel is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented warg.

Nel created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Nel, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nel, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nel's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about spacetime near monkeys while wearing yellow kilts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.