Midbossnad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish unicorn.

Midbossnad created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbossnad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Midbossnad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Midbossnad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Midbossnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Never hop in the presence of seals.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.