Cepquafbet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, loving hummingbird.

Cepquafbet created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepquafbet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cepquafbet, she will turn you into a mole.

Cepquafbet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cepquafbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never feed turnips to snails while wearing cyan stockings.