Gighindud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced otter.

Gighindud created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gighindud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gighindud, it will not care at all.

Gighindud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gighindud's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always obey Gighindud's priests.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.