Loggemcundabdidtit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring parrot.

Loggemcundabdidtit created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loggemcundabdidtit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Loggemcundabdidtit, she will turn you into a tree.

Loggemcundabdidtit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Loggemcundabdidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not kill geese.