Tipnul is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair dolphin.

Tipnul created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Tipnul, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tipnul, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tipnul's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tipnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not take Tipnul's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never think about moons.