Citbellvil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful lobster.

Citbellvil created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbellvil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citbellvil, it will cry a lot.

Citbellvil's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Citbellvil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Citbellvil loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.