Dunqueegkim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable frog.

Dunqueegkim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunqueegkim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dunqueegkim, it will destroy your home planet.

Dunqueegkim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dunqueegkim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dunqueegkim six times a day.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Never bounce near ants.