Dumbafmip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent chinchilla.

Dumbafmip created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbafmip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumbafmip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dumbafmip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dumbafmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Dumbafmip.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Dumbafmip in the centre of the settlement.