Mit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise donkey.

Mit created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Mit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mit's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing fawn hats.

4. Do not take Mit's name in vain.

5. Never write about dark energy.