Linmoncat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate wyrm.

Linmoncat created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linmoncat, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Linmoncat, it will strike you with lightening.

Linmoncat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Linmoncat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the south.