Dadflanbim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless wren.

Dadflanbim created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadflanbim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadflanbim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dadflanbim's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dadflanbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about voles.