Yartfumbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tranquil bird.

Yartfumbeg created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartfumbeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yartfumbeg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yartfumbeg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yartfumbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple moths for they are unholy.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near manatees while wearing black hats.