Gutjigrottar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring unicorn.

Gutjigrottar created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutjigrottar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gutjigrottar, it will not care.

Gutjigrottar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gutjigrottar's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always obey Gutjigrottar's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.