Bogquafcad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving tapir.

Bogquafcad created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogquafcad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bogquafcad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogquafcad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bogquafcad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Bogquafcad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat cucumbers.