Farntarlam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, charitable mongoose.

Farntarlam created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farntarlam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Farntarlam, she will laugh at you.

Farntarlam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Farntarlam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed carrots to squirrels while wearing yellow shoes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.