Rullbonkhab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable turtle.

Rullbonkhab created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbonkhab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullbonkhab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rullbonkhab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rullbonkhab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Rullbonkhab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Do not skip in public.