Xuckfigkemnabtig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest deer.

Xuckfigkemnabtig created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfigkemnabtig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xuckfigkemnabtig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xuckfigkemnabtig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xuckfigkemnabtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.