Fetfabtim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sage sheep.

Fetfabtim created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fetfabtim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fetfabtim, he will turn you into a rock.

Fetfabtim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fetfabtim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Fetfabtim.

3. Never feed lots of tomatoes to hamsters while wearing purple trousers.

4. Always obey Fetfabtim's priests.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.