Gephinhug is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented toad.

Gephinhug created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gephinhug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gephinhug, he will turn you into a snail.

Gephinhug's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gephinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not keep four manatees in a large pit.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about archaea.