Bidzodleg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient horse.

Bidzodleg created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Bidzodleg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bidzodleg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bidzodleg's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bidzodleg's Holy Commandments

1. Bidzodleg loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to eagles while wearing green boots.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never wear coats.