Dabhimlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, smart grasshopper.

Dabhimlarn created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabhimlarn, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dabhimlarn, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dabhimlarn's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dabhimlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dabhimlarn.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dabhimlarn in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never talk about moons.