Cidsaglat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident bee.

Cidsaglat created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidsaglat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cidsaglat, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cidsaglat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cidsaglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cidsaglat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.