Rulhakquag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy crocodile.

Rulhakquag created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulhakquag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulhakquag, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rulhakquag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rulhakquag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never feed lots of bread to cats while wearing magenta rings.

5. Never talk about amino acids.