Cubgilnar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional finch.

Cubgilnar created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubgilnar, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubgilnar, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cubgilnar's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cubgilnar's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.