Fagcudyart is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain bee.

Fagcudyart created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcudyart, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fagcudyart, it will turn you into a worm.

Fagcudyart's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fagcudyart's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the east.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.