Betrilsas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent slug.

Betrilsas created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Betrilsas, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Betrilsas, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Betrilsas' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Betrilsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Betrilsas loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Betrilsas on top of all buildings.