Komcimkon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective hare.

Komcimkon created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Komcimkon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Komcimkon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Komcimkon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Komcimkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Put Komcimkon first in all things.