Cudwikbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless fox.

Cudwikbeg created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudwikbeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudwikbeg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cudwikbeg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cudwikbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must pray to Cudwikbeg five times a day.

5. Worship no other gods but Cudwikbeg.